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Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets
by Dav Pilkey
Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Paperback (01 September, 2003)
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The sixth "epic novel" in Dav Pilkey's hugely popular series explainsthe awful truth about Captain Underpants (he is really the schoolprincipal), details "the night of the nasty nostril nuggets," offers up"the unnecessarily disgusting chapter," and even explains how "you can'thave your cape and Edith, too."

George and Harold are "C" students (and bad spellers), but they are verygood at "saving the entire planet from the nasty forces of unrelentingevil" and also at ketchup-toilet pranks. Unfortunately, they can't saveMelvin Sneedly from getting paddled by his bionic hamster. But, frankly,they wouldn't want to, because besides being the school brainiac, Melvin is also a tattletale. When his robot-making hobby backfires horribly, Melvin transforms himself into the Bionic Booger Boy instead of a bionic superboy. Can Captain Underpants save everyone from this "greenish, glistening behemoth?"

Pilkey is the superhero of boy humor, stuffing his heavily illustratedbooks with comic-book inserts, "flip-o-rama" animation, and all thegross-out jokes an elementary-school kid could stomach. Fans will wantto get their hands on Captain Underpants and theBig Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 2: The Revenge of theRidiculous Robo-Boogers as well. (Ages 8 and older) --KarinSnelson ... Read more

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1-0 out of 5 stars Sending the WRONG message to kids at a YOUNG age
We bought this book for my 7-1/2 yr old to read because his friends were reading it.Although it made him laugh, it quickly taught him and his friends that making fun of other kids is okay, playing tricks on the teacher and principal is better than respecting and listening to them and making huge messes in people's pants with ketchup packets under the toilet seat is what you do at school.My son also thought that George and Harold were cool for getting bad grades, getting sent to the office and being mean.Kids are already rude enough these days both to each other and to teachers and parents.This book is sending the WRONG message- that it's okay to be rude, disrespectful, mean and crude.Even the principal talks rudely to his secretary and teachers.Kids should be taught how to get along and include kids, not pick on them because they are smart or different.DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY OR YOU'RE CHILD'S MIND ON THIS BOOK!

5-0 out of 5 stars A Sure Bet With Boys!
This was actually one of the first Captain Underpants books I have gotten for my seven year old. He read over half of the book before we got home from the store and read the rest of it before bedtime!We have never had to fight him to read but to turn off the game system and television yes.This one was a hands down all out best buy!

My son Ethan, has never laughed out loud and frequently when reading books, until this one.He has been begging me for more books in the series!I am so happy I gave in to the whole "booger" theme and let him read them....after all body functions and boogers are the fun ina seven year old boy's life around here!!!

5-0 out of 5 stars The sixth book of CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS
This about the school brainiac (Melvin) turning himself into a bionic booger boy. Now see what happened was he tried fusing himself with his bionic robot by using his new invention (The Combine-O-Tron). But righ before the invention was about to do its thing ,Melvin sneezed at the last second. So the invention fused the robot,Melvin, and the snot that came out his nose. In the first book, this used to be about two kids named George and Harold who made an underwear hero out of their principal by using something called the 3-D hypno ring so remember everithing I just said. ... Read more

Isbn: 0439376106
Subjects:  1. Action & Adventure    2. Children's 9-12 - Fiction - General    3. Children: Grades 3-4    4. Fiction    5. Humorous Stories    6. Juvenile Fiction    7. Juvenile Humor    8. Readers - Chapter Books    9. School principals    10. Schools    11. Specimens    12. Toy and movable books    13. Juvenile Fiction / Readers / Chapter Books   


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Lose 200 Pounds This Weekend
by Don Aslett, Carol Cartaino, Craig Lagory
Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Paperback (01 August, 2000)
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4-0 out of 5 stars very motivational / helps you part with your junk
There are many books on getting organized, decluttering, and such, but Aslett's really are the best.They're laugh-out-loud funny, inspiring, and not bogged down in detail.And the best part is, they work.This is one of the few weight loss books that has made a big difference within a few days -- I just finished filling three large trash bags and boxing a room full of stuff for charity.Aslett's approach is successful because he starts from the premise that the more stuff you have, the more time and money and energy you spend dealing with that stuff, and before long, the stuff owns you.He helps you conquier the I=Might=Need=It someday syndrome and helps you see that keeping things you don't need/use/love just causes frustration. He helps you see that getting rid of stuff (rather than just organizing it into shelves, closets and other "junk bunkers" is liberating.He deals with clutter in all aspects of life in a way that really makes sense.For example, he discusses how taking a bargain vacation can really cost you in the long run.This book is a little more globally-conscious/environmental than some of the others, but not in an academic way.The book is easy to read and is one of the few books I've read on decluttering that I'll keep and I'll read again someday. It's focus is on decluttering, not cleaning or organizing.If you only want to organize things rather than pare down your things, this isn't your book.The only reason I gave this four stars (rather than five) is because I don't think it's quite as good as some of Aslett's earlier books, most notably Clutter's Last Stand.

5-0 out of 5 stars Wonderful!
Absolutely superb! Quite possibly your best book yet.(The horror stories alone make it well worth the price.) I've long believed that there comes a point where your possessions own you, instead of the other way around. Why do so many people think they'll need things "someday?" Pack-ratting really is a rampant form of obesity. So I'm calling my furniture consignment dealer...today!

3-0 out of 5 stars Not as good as the first
Of all the books Don Aslett has written about clutter, this one disappointed me the most.I was waiting for something that would inspire me to dejunk my life the way Clutter's Last Stand did.This was not the book. Lose 200 Pounds This Weekend is a kind of catalog of clutter.It divides clutter into various categories, sports clutter, paper clutter, etc, and suggests ways to get rid of them.It lists reasons to get rid of clutter, how it affects your life, and when to do it. If you are still wading through clutter, and need one more boost of energy, this might do it.However, I think rereading Clutter's Last Stand might be just as helpful. ... Read more

Isbn: 0937750239
Sales Rank: 83566
Subjects:  1. Cleaning & Caretaking - General    2. Do-It-Yourself    3. Home Improvement / Construction    4. House & Home   


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Day My Butt Went Psycho
by Andy Griffiths
Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars
Paperback (01 April, 2003)
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While wisely rated G for Gross ("Contains immature material not suitable for adults"), Andy Griffiths' very funny debut novel will almost certainly blow away--perhaps literally, stinkingly--anyone of any age who's ever suspected that their backside might be up to something.

Translated from the Australian (sold Down Under as "The Day My Bum Went Psycho"), this adventure begins with the nighttime flight of our 12-year-old protagonist Zach's pale little heinie and doesn't let up for over 200 pages--most of which are filled almost exclusively with the word "butt." At first, Zach believes his butt might be leading some sort of minor butt rebellion, but the plot quickly thickens to include a global army of feral butts, the "greatest buttcano in the history of the world," and a head-butt "rearrangement" conspiracy that goes all the way to the... um, bottom. Our well-meaning but naive hero Zach soon gets mixed up with the butt-fighting "B-team" (the Kicker, the Kisser, and the Smacker, who all "love the smell of freshly smacked butt in the morning!"), fires his very first 4502-LL ("The LL stood for Laxative Launcher"), learns how to "butt-hop" ("The average butt has enough gas to propel itself and a rider for twenty minutes...."), and goes on a long, wild chase involving cluster butts, buttcatchers, kamikaze butts, stinkants, and even the fearsome Stenchgantor, "the Great Unwiped Butt." (And that's not even counting all those seagoing butt piranhas and poopoises.)

Griffiths surely likes the cheap laughs and doesn't miss a single opportunity for buttly wordplay (from "high-frequency emissions" to the smell-ranking "Rectum scale"), but that doesn't make The Day My Butt Went Psycho any less clever--the fast-moving plot has as many double-crosses as double entendres, and Griffiths weaves in some pretty brilliant ideas. Who knew you could have a death throe scene between a butt and its owner? Also includes a snarky butt glossary in the book's... uh, rear. (Ages 9 to 12) --Paul Hughes ... Read more

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5-0 out of 5 stars Butt kicking is all the rage!!!!
This book is just plain funny!

For those who have wrote reviews about this book and were offended by the word "BUTT" throughout the story, all I can say is "What did you expect?" Yes this book deals with words like butt, fart and the great white butt along with a host of too many to mention. But if you have a open mind and aren't bothered by a little off beat, non-offending humor, then it's sure to please. If you like Dav Pilkey's "Captain Underpants" then you're going to love this book too. I read it to my eight year old son when I put him to bed at night, and he complained every time when I told him it was time to go sleep. He enjoyed it so much, that he re-read the book himself, over the summer months.

The sequel is no where near as well thought out as "Psycho," but it's a funny read too. So are all of the other Andy Griffiths books.

If you take the time to look beyond the so called "non-appropriate humor" some reviewers have refered to, you'll find yourself laughing throughout this read.

5-0 out of 5 stars great book
The main characters are Zack the hero. The Kisser, Smacker ,Kicker ,and Elenor part of the B-team.

The important things about the book was that Zack's butt is psycho. Zack's butt made a plan to take over the world.The B-team and Zack go on a journey.
I thought this was one of the best books I have ever read.It's full of adventure and its funny.
I recomened this to everybody because its funny and lots of adverture.

1-0 out of 5 stars Unimpressed
I don't mind potty humor.Even though I'm a mom, I have my kids pull my finger all the time.I think the Dav Pilkey books are funny, however, The Day My Butt Went Psycho isn't.I was willing to accept that butts could detach themselves from bodies.I found the grandmother amusing.The idea of Zack's butt attaching itself to the faces of statues made me laugh.

But then we got to the stadium filled with thousands of butts, which no other human, with the exception of the buttcatcher, in the town managed to notice.We find that the butts are self-aware with minds of their own and compare their situation to that of slaves.When they ripped the head off the buttcatcher, that's when I decided I wasn't interested in the rest of the book.I was willing to continue reading it to my sons (aged 9 and 10) if they wanted, but they thought it was absurd too. ... Read more

Isbn: 0439424690
Subjects:  1. Action & Adventure    2. Children's 9-12 - Fiction - General    3. Children: Grades 4-6    4. Humorous Stories    5. Humorous fiction    6. Juvenile Fiction    7. Juvenile Fiction / General   


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How to Read a Book
by Charles Van Doren, Mortimer J. Adler
Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Paperback (15 August, 1972)
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5-0 out of 5 stars How to Read a Book by Mortimer J Adler and Charles Van Doren
How to Read a Book clearly explains the four levels of reading a book. These are elementary, inspectional, analytical and syntopical. The authors teach that each reading level builds on the previous one. It was shown that the ability to read at the inspectional, analytical and syntopical levels were required to review a book or research paper effectively. It is clear that learning to read actively and effectively is a complex skill that requires careful and detailed study.

The authors of How to Read a Book, Mortimer J Adler and Charles Van Doren, clearly and methodically delineate the four levels of reading, namely elementary, inspectional, analytical and syntopical. The authors explain how each level builds on the previous one. The authors have a deep understanding of a wide range of subjects. They presented propositions and arguments in a logical, thorough and convincing manner. This is reflected in their ability to simplify the subject whilst capturing its essence in a simple, easy to follow and understandable style.

How to Read a Book is divided into four parts. The first part teaches the distinction between the four levels of reading. In this section there is a detailed discussion of the first two levels of reading, namely elementary and inspectional. The second part focuses on the third level of reading, namely analytical. The rules of analytical reading are carefully explained. The three stages of analytical reading comprise the rules for finding what a book is about, interpreting a book's contents and criticising a book as a communication of knowledge.

Part three is an exposition of the different ways to approach different kinds of reading materials which include practical and theoretical books, imaginative literature, history, science, mathematics, social science and philosophy. Part four of the book focuses on the ultimate goal of reading, that is, syntopical reading. It teaches how to achieve a goal of lifetime reading.

I have never been formally taught to read properly. The book provided me with the opportunity to learn to carry my reading to higher levels of skill. The book enabled me to understand the complex art of reading and the flexible application of some basic rules to different types of reading.

My job involves carrying out a lot of research on various airline subjects that requires reading a number of related books. The book teaches me how to read the different books in relation to one another in such a way that I can clearly understand the complementary and conflicting aspects.

I need to continue learning throughout my life. The book teaches me how to choose the best books to read so that I can develop the habit of self-directed lifetime learning.

2-0 out of 5 stars This didn't help me.
Now, living in a digital age, I've never needed to read a book, since all useful knowledge is available in DVD or Playstation formats.But I've always wanted to try a book, and so I ordered this product with the expectation that it would provide the necessary instruction.This could not have been farther from the truth.When the package arrived, it was a flat rectangular thing about the density of light pine.It did not ship with instructions, so I proceeded to try to discern the proper method of operation.There was no obvious power switch, no place to insert batteries, no AC power adapter, nothing.It was obviously on, since it was displaying an image on top, so I assumed it used solar power.The device must have crashed, since the display was frozen, and I could not find the reset switch.

Since it was broken, I decided to open it up see if any components had come loose from their sockets during shipping.It opened extremely easily with a screwdriver inserted into the side, and a small amount of vertical force applied.Inside was a system of type I had never seen before.Thin white flexible PCBs with the source code imprinted directly on the boards!This was easier than I expected, the process did not require any kind of debugger or data reader to gain access to the source.I didn't not recognize the software language the source was written in, perhaps it was some hybrid language, with the verbosity of Java and the relaxed grammar of Perl.I Googled some code samples, but was unable to find a compiler.At this point I gave up, I never called Amazon for an RMA number as I'm sure I voided the warranty by disassembling it, but I did get some nice digital pics of the interior for my website.

1-0 out of 5 stars Blah.
This book is a waste of time, you are better off watching South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut! ... Read more

Isbn: 0671212095
Sales Rank: 870
Subjects:  1. Best books    2. Books & Reading    3. Books and reading    4. General    5. Literature - Classics / Criticism    6. Reading    7. Reference    8. Philosophy / General   


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